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Golf star on playing with Trump: 'He cheats like hell'

LPGA Tour golfer Suzann Pettersen says in a new interview that President Trump "cheats like hell" when the two friends golf together, and embellishes his scores on the course.

“He cheats like hell … so I don’t quite know how he is in business.

They say that if you cheat at golf, you cheat at business,” Pettersen told Norwegian newspaper Verdens Gang.

“I’m pretty sure he pays his caddie well, since no matter how far into the woods he hits the ball, it’s in the middle of the fairway when we get there,” she said with a laugh.

Of course he cheats at golf.
He cheats at everything.
He cheats in business.
He cheats on his wives.

He has cheated his way through life.