Liberal Forum

We do not know why porn star Stormy Daniels kept the gold dress (OR IS IT BLUE?) she wore the night Donald Trump allegedly jizzed on her while he cried about how scary sharks are.

Maybe she just happened to keep it and never wore it again.
Maybe she kept it for blackmail purposes.
MAYBE SHE KNEW HE WOULD BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY BECAUSE SHE IS A SPY FOR RUSSIA.

The point is, Stormy Daniels says she has the blue gold dress she wore that fateful night, and she’s gonna get that **** tested:

Sources close to Daniels tell The Blast the shimmering gold mini dress with a plunging neckline was kept in pristine condition after her alleged 2006 sexual encounter with Trump at the Lake Tahoe hotel suite.

We’re told Daniels is planning on having the dress forensically tested to search for any DNA that proves she isn’t lying about her tryst with Trump, including samples of skin, hair or … anything.

Like what? Are they talking about Big Mac crumbs? Orange make-up?
TRUMPIAN JIZZ FLAKES FROM HELL?

We just have no idea!

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