A Giggles Thread: Jokes, Cartoons, Parody, Satire, Sarcasm & Irony Post #29821 • Liberal Forum

Well, It's official.
The orange skidmark has hijacked the 4th of July celebration in DC and turned in into his two favorite things.
A military parade and a campaign rally.

On Monday, President Trump confirmed reports that he had requested tanks at the celebration, in addition to a Blue Angels flyover and other static displays.

“I’m going to be here and I’m going to say a few words and we’re going to have planes going overhead ― the best fighter jets in the world, and other planes, too,” he told reporters.

“And we’re going to have some tanks stationed outside."

Officials told The Washington Post, according to a story published earlier Monday, that the White House had requested Army vehicles for the celebration but that the service was scrambling to figure out what to send and how to get it to D.C.

“You’ve got to be pretty careful with the tanks, because the roads have a tendency not to like to carry heavy tanks," he said.

“So we have to put them in certain areas, but we have the brand new Sherman tanks and we have the brand new Abram tanks."

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2019/07/02/trump-touts-brand-new-world-war-ii-era-tank-display-at-fourth-of-july-celebration/

The Dotard actually said we have the 'brand new' Sherman and Abrams tanks.

The M4 Sherman, best known for its role in World War II, went out of service in 1957.
The M1 Abrams came online in 1980.

But in his addled mind, I guess he thinks he built them in the last two years.