Liberal Forum

The slurring, sniffling, lying, mispronouncing never-lets-you-rest President.

The good news: The man who swore he would never golf or use a Teleprompter returned from his most recent golf vacation to read a Teleprompter speech designed to “de-escalate” the crisis he created while on the golf course.

World War Three has been postponed.

The bad news: Trump packed his speech with enough sniffling and mispronunciations to get “Slurring” and “Adderall” trending on Twitter.