Will you take it up the ***? Or take a bullet for Trump? Hmmmm. Didn't think so! I told this joke at All Seasons, the Pool and Spa place where I worked.....and it got me fired! "There's a soldier in the grass, with a bullet up his ***, take it out, take it out like a good Girl Scout" That, and another one! Got me canned! Even tho the manager was telling dirty jokes with a customer! Humor for the humorless!