Chicken Legs
Umm, no retelling. The retelling is all you, Remember, I posted the entire comment you are not man enough to post.
Plus we have your words from last year CONFIRMING what the challenge was:
I'm giving myself 2 weeks to find a post in which I address you as Stroky PRIOR to January 24th... at which time you will have spent ALL your bullets - in time for a 3 month sabbatical...