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Suggested Bible Chapter for Oklahoma Public School
5 Jul 2024 4:53 pm
I bet that vegans will get behind scriptures in schools
Leviticus 11
6 The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.
9 "Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales.
10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales--whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water--you are to detest.
one for the environmentalist
20 "`All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you.
21 There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground
.22 Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper.
imagine putting that in the halls of southern schools, and elsewhere
no eating wabbit
no crawdads
no crab boils
no turtle meat
but they are allowed to eat bugs
just wait until they find out that women can’t wear pants
hard telling what this will lead to when zealots of all stripes get involved
This is gonna work out just fine
Leviticus 11
6 The rabbit, though it chews the cud, does not have a split hoof; it is unclean for you.
7 And the pig, though it has a split hoof completely divided, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you.
9 "Of all the creatures living in the water of the seas and the streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales.
10 But all creatures in the seas or streams that do not have fins and scales--whether among all the swarming things or among all the other living creatures in the water--you are to detest.
one for the environmentalist
20 "`All flying insects that walk on all fours are to be detestable to you.
21 There are, however, some winged creatures that walk on all fours that you may eat: those that have jointed legs for hopping on the ground
.22 Of these you may eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper.
imagine putting that in the halls of southern schools, and elsewhere no eating wabbit
no crawdads
no crab boils
no turtle meat
but they are allowed to eat bugs
just wait until they find out that women can’t wear pants
hard telling what this will lead to when zealots of all stripes get involved
This is gonna work out just fine