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Cannonpointer » 07 Jul 2024, 6:27 pm » wrote: ↑

07 Jul 2024, 6:27 pm

And *** cock is a first language to you.
 
Ya loined it from ya MUTHA!  
 

I was working in the lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

I saw his ***, I saw the monster’s ***
The monster’s ***, it was a graveyard smash
He showed his ***, it caught on in a flash
He showed his ***, I saw the monsters ***

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They saw his ***, they saw the monster’s ***
The monster's ***, it was a hairy ***
He showed his ***, it caught on in a flash
They saw his ***, they saw the monsters ***

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolfman
Dracula, and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'

They saw his ***, they displayed the monsters ***.
The monster’s ***, it was a hairy ***
They saw his ***, it caught on in a flash
They showed the monsters ***, they saw the monsters ***!

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said
"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?"

It's now his ***, it's now the monster’s ***.
The monster’s ***, and it's a huge hairy ***
It's his ***, it caught on in a flash
I saw his ***, I saw the monsters ***!

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my Monster's *** is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this *** was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can see his ***, you can see the monster's ***
The monster's ***, and see the monsters ***
Then you'll see his ***, you will catch on in a flash
Then you can mash, then you can see monster's ***

Wah-ooh, argh, monster's ***, wah-ooh
Easy, Igor, you impetuous young boy
Argh, mash good, mm, argh
Monsters ***, wah-ooh, monster's ***, wah-ooh