There is some mixin up twixt cattle and folks - though steers are off limits to your heteros, and bulls are off limits to everyone.
Which leaves cows. Some pretty, some ugly, all available.
Me, I do not **** cows anymore at all. It's too much work.
Gotta lay down on your back to suck their teats, run around front just to kiss 'em. Too much work.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?