I'm glad you like the line.
The "I believe in you, dickhead" line will be a good seller.
A color coordinated hat with:
There is no "I" in idiot is the companion piece.
They need to cost MORE when bought as a set. Just a bit more to seal the deal.
Maybe a matching serial number. Something so dumb it would sell.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.