My chickens produced their first egg yesterday.
As the chicken herd matures, and as egg prices continue to democrat - let's just say I will have a tidy nest egg (envision, if you will, Jane Hathaway snickering at the clunky "nest egg" pun).
I might add to the size of my chicken herd. I could end up running hundreds of beak on my spread.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?