The utterly predictable thing about you is your "sole result" method of making everything about you.
The OP was lost the instant you posted.
You will go after someone soon about being off topic (now that I pointed this out).
Please say somebody is bitter while you're at it.
The "bitter" is probably from the bile stuck in the pellicle from gag reflex effluvia.
Blowing guys for money requires maintenance according to my library parking lot crack whore.
Try Listerine. It has alcohol so you'd like it.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.