Dubya: I support free market principles.
Wall St: We need free money or else we will “hold the economy hostage.”
W’s administration + Bernanke Fed: Ok here’s 800B.
Wall St: Ok thanks! *
Hands out more bonuses, corps that didn’t need it like GS and JPM get to pad execs’ pockets*
Conjobs: *
crickets * followed by -> “
At least it’s not the poors getting welfare”
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^^ A summary of 2008 from conjobs’ aisle