Liberal Forum

Since homelessness is skyrocketing and only getting worse - a statistic you are unlikely to encounter if you only listened to the Dept of HUD (staffed by an army of paid idiots taking orders from KhazariAN JOO ****** at the top who seem GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED TO LYING AND fabricating numbers), here’s an innovative BUSINESS idea:

1) Find a way to procure fake currency 

2) Approach various homeless, and give them a stack of $5-10s, because $20 and $100 bills get scrutinized heavily

3) Tell them to spend it at a grocery store or wherever cash is accepted

4) Ask for a split on any change (anywhere from 25-50% cut, tell them to keep the rest to “incentivize” future “cooperation”)

5) Rinse and repeat

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This business plan is excellent because

1) It solves an URGENT and DIRE need:

The homeless want / need money, retards!

2) Expenses are MINIMAL. Just ask the Khazarian joo ****** Who “PRINT THE MONEY” and give it to their friends how much “COGS” comes out to…    

3) Helping the desperately poor is a “GROWTH INDUSTRY” with high CAGR ahead…it is not a dying or mature industry (like the numerous services catering to the evaporating “middle class”)

Now you might say…but how would you get fake $5-$10 bills? Wouldn’t you get caught?


1) There are numerous grey market and black market vendors…word of mouth goes a long way.

2) I went to a grocery store this weekend and I saw a notice on the wall designated for employees…the manager was FURIOUS that some store employees “allowed” FAKE $20 bills to be accepted…apparently the store employees were TOO DUMB to recognize the fakes.

 

Now imagine how much easier it is with 5/10 bills…nobody looks at those. Not even managers.