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GHETTOBLASTER » 02 Oct 2024, 5:58 pm » wrote: ↑

02 Oct 2024, 5:58 pm

Early one morning [about  6AM]  I was at a Park & Ride waiting for my partner to show up. 
A plain white van pulled up in front of me and the Driver got out, opened up the back doors and 2 Hobos with cardboard signs got out. The Driver [Dispatcher?] filled their coffee cups up, handed them a couple dough nuts and off the Driver went to the next freeway on ramp.
Who knows how big this "organized begging operation" was...?

People are getting very creative in these (silently - though I imagine it will not remain silent for much longer) desperate times.

Jewelers, many of whom are doing poorly as millennials and Zoomers are not getting married or are avoiding diamonds altogether, are collecting insurance to liquidate their stores / businesses.

1) Turn off your own security cameras quietly 

2) Have friends / acquaintances go into their own stores to LOOT the goods

3) Next day, act SHOCKED and call the police. Pretend you know NOTHING and that it’s these “shrewd criminal networks” responsible

(The police are resource strained and will unlikely solve the “mystery”)

4) Start cashing in on insurance 

You have to be “smart” - like the JOOZ - to get ahead in this eCONomy. Or as R “Eggplant” Suave likes to say…

[By the way, don’t ask how I know these “tricks.” And I am NOT a ****** if you’re wondering    ]