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That sucked.righteous » 01 Oct 2024, 9:32 pm » wrote: ↑ NOW THIS IS CREATIVE WRITING, TESTICLELIPS
This is to set the record straight.
My first dad and mom made me.
My first dad was a porch monkey and spent every day drunk and on welfare.
He died choking on a chicken bone.
My mom remarried an illegal alien
(now you understand why I support the invasion).
This dad was out whoring every night, **** anything he could.
eventually it caught up with him from untreated syphilis and his dick fell off.
My half sister was born with Aids and I eventually caught the disease when she was old enough to accept my little penis in her little ******.
Just clarifying why, I am the way I am.
Yours truly,
Johnsuckahorsecock