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Blackvegetable'sMom » 04 Jan 2022, 8:57 pm » wrote: ↑

04 Jan 2022, 8:57 pm

Dear Ann Landers,

I have a son who leaves my panty drawer a sticky mess. Can you please advise?

Sincerely,

At my wit's end in Poughkeepsie.

Dearest At,
Is it the disarray that has you perplexed or the stickiness thereof?
Perhaps he can allay your ire a step at a time.

I find that all my son's friends frequently violate my laundry hamper.
This seems acceptable as these are my filthed-up unmentionables.
Some DNA on my skidmarks causes no problem as they get the best soap I can afford in the very next wash.

Of course if I wait a bit too long I have to contend with a 30 lb. dried ball that looks alive.

Your humble servant,
Professor Shoove.