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Cannonpointer
23 Jan 2022 7:43 pm
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It was fatty fatty moo cow. Image

Y'know what's funny, fatty? The Cow is one of my totems. From the Bear, I draw courage. From the Rabbit, sleight of hand and pranks. From the blessed Cow, I draw patience and long suffering. I quite love cows. The cow is my very favorite totem of the three, as it is a survival totem, not a power totem. 

But I scorn and find repugnant humans who channel Cow's fleshly features - flatulence and stupidity. You are a loud, bellowing, fatty fatty moo cow. 
 
 
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