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Skans » 22 Jan 2025, 6:30 pm » wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2025, 6:30 pm

Yeah I need a flu shot.  I have gotten one every year since I was 24.  See, I got the flu, the real F-ing flu, when I was 24.  I couldn't get out of bed for 2 solid weeks.  I couldn't eat and forced myself to drink water.  All I did was shiver in bed every day with 104 fever with every muscle in constant pain. At night I'd sweat buckets of water on my sopping wet mattress. I sweat more fluid than I pissed. I'd wake up with a puddle of sweat on my chest shivering and just roll over to dump it on the mattress.  I for sure thought I was dying.  I lost about 30 pounds. My girlfriend finally took me to a doctor.  I was out of my mind, couldn't hardly speak or sit up. Turns out the Mother F-er was a chiropractor or something like that.  Told me I had the flu and asked if I wanted an adjustment.  Me, not knowing what an adjustment was, mumbled "yeah".  So, the **** cracked my back.  I rolled back into my girlfriend's car somehow, went home to my waterlogged mattress and spent another week in bed feeling like I was dying.

So this sissy-boy gets his flu shot every year!