6 Mar 2022 3:25 am
continued from above:
You sure did make a Great Man of Volodymyr Zelensky, though. That’s some monkey’s paw **** right there.
Congratulations are clearly in order. You’ve made your currency worthless. Pissed on decades of hard-won good will, business ties…good luck rebuilding those bridges, champ. I see you had to shut down your stock market to keep it from disintegrating to atoms. Damn near every sporting and cultural institution on Earth has severed ties with your overnight pariah state.
And because you’re committing war crimes all over television and the internet, you are manufacturing, in verdant abundance, all the public outrage necessary to guarantee the very outcomes this mess was designed to thwart. Because you’re so intelligent, you see.
NATO is all tight now, dog. Thanks to you. NATO is having sleepovers where everybody talks about who they have crushes on at school, and also how much everybody **** hates you. And there’s a line out the door to join it now, too; to join the European Union and all those other institutions you hoped to scare away from your doorstep.
Nice work.
You sure did make a Great Man of Volodymyr Zelensky, though. That’s some monkey’s paw **** right there.
Congratulations are clearly in order. You’ve made your currency worthless. Pissed on decades of hard-won good will, business ties…good luck rebuilding those bridges, champ. I see you had to shut down your stock market to keep it from disintegrating to atoms. Damn near every sporting and cultural institution on Earth has severed ties with your overnight pariah state.
And because you’re committing war crimes all over television and the internet, you are manufacturing, in verdant abundance, all the public outrage necessary to guarantee the very outcomes this mess was designed to thwart. Because you’re so intelligent, you see.
NATO is all tight now, dog. Thanks to you. NATO is having sleepovers where everybody talks about who they have crushes on at school, and also how much everybody **** hates you. And there’s a line out the door to join it now, too; to join the European Union and all those other institutions you hoped to scare away from your doorstep.
Nice work.