I've never had any interest in a cruise ship cattlecar vacation.
A couple of years ago I was in St Maarten giving money away while sitting at a casino.
One of the stupid disease rafts stopped and the flood of people, all in a hurry, was ridiculous.
The blackjack dealer and I had a good laugh when they cleared out.
He's seen that "event" a hundred times...
Doesn't have any appeal to me as a way to relax.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.