Don't you use your library card for free computer time or simply read an actual copy?
I haven't read more than 4 paragraphs at a time since Netscape came out. Life became blurbs with the internet.
Recently, I have discovered print on paper is very useful. I can find a file a lot quicker than on the hell hole electronic crack pipe file management system.
I may not be the slowest Gazelle or the fastest Lion, but either way I have to run.