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*Beekeeper » Today, 7:17 am » wrote: No really, they do in Ohio!!

Wack one off, pay up $10 GRAND!! PER WACK!!

You really can't make this **** up. And they STILL wonder WHY people kicked them to the curb on Nov 5th, 2024.

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1890174 ... 8902892014
 
Wait.  Not so fast there.  Let me see if I understand this law.  Live begins at erection.  So, if I engage in unprotected sex with a woman, get her pregnant, for my first offense, all I have to do is pay a fine $1,000? No child support.  No alimony.  Just $1,000 for my first offense and $5,000 for my second offense?

THAT'S A GREAT DEAL!  I'M IN.

Moral of a Bad Law - unintended consequences of stupid laws can be a blessing for the so-called "criminal".
 
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