""Escalators can never be broken - they simply become stairs"
-Mitch Hedberg
Love Mitch...although I like Steven Wright more as a deadpan...
"I bought some dehydrated water the other day...I didn't know what to add...."
“Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime”LAVRENTIY BERIA"Try to get past your passionate ignorance and learn to accept what actually happened."brown's unheeded words of wisdom