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*GHETTOBLASTER » 8 minutes ago » wrote: Image  There was a Monkey Bar in Olongapo where the monkeys were kept in a huge cage behind the bar and they provided endless entertainment
I got ejected from the one I visited for a perfectly innocent mistake. I was genuinely enjoying myself, and I said, "This place is more fun than a barrel..." and the whole place went quiet. Every eye was on me, and there was not a friendly face in the crowd. 

As the bouncer snatched me up and threw me in the street, I told him. "Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Coulda been worse. Imagine if I had used the n word at the Black Pearl. Those chimps don't monkey around. 
 
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