1 Mar 2025 4:18 pm
Many, many years ago, a middle eastern sheik named Smelly Sue (her ****** smell could kill a horse) needed to make a 5 day journey across the desert as quickly as possible to see his dying father and claim his inheritance, who had only a few days to live. His camels were strong but big and slow.
He visits the local camel dealer and asked "Do you have a camel that can cross the desert in 3 days?" The salesman replied "Yes I do! Right over here, this fine young camel can make the journey in 3 days with no food or water stops, and just a few hours rest each night!" Smelly replied "That's amazing! I'll take him!"
The salesman said "Now, I have to tell you he has one little problem. To get him started in the morning, you might have to jerk him off, but he'll travel fast the rest of the day!" Smelly sue thought "That's disgusting, but I need to see my dying father or I will lose my inheritance, so I have no choice...."
He pays for the camel and starts the journey, even though there are only a few hours of light left. After a short time, Smelly sue realizes this camel is incredibly fast and nimble, and knows he can make the trip in record time. They travel well into the night. Finally the camel stops and lays down to rest. The next morning, Smelly wakes up, the camel is stomping the ground, ready to go. He jumps on the camel but the camel won't move.
He jumps off and asks the camel - "Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Oh ****" thinks Smelly "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel makes a big grin. Since he is pleased with camel's speed, he figures he has no choice and strokes off the camel. The camel finishes, and impatiently stomps the ground, ready go!
The second day they make incredible speed, and stop to rest late at night. The next morning.... "Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel makes a big grin, so once again he strokes off the camel. The third and final morning, Smelly sue realizes he is only a few hours away from his father and is anxious to go. He wakes the camel up, but the camel refuses to budge.
"Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel shakes his head "No" Exasperated, Smelly sue yells "What the heck DO you want?" The camel smiles, licks his lips, and forms a big O with his mouth.
Smelly was in heaven.
He visits the local camel dealer and asked "Do you have a camel that can cross the desert in 3 days?" The salesman replied "Yes I do! Right over here, this fine young camel can make the journey in 3 days with no food or water stops, and just a few hours rest each night!" Smelly replied "That's amazing! I'll take him!"
The salesman said "Now, I have to tell you he has one little problem. To get him started in the morning, you might have to jerk him off, but he'll travel fast the rest of the day!" Smelly sue thought "That's disgusting, but I need to see my dying father or I will lose my inheritance, so I have no choice...."
He pays for the camel and starts the journey, even though there are only a few hours of light left. After a short time, Smelly sue realizes this camel is incredibly fast and nimble, and knows he can make the trip in record time. They travel well into the night. Finally the camel stops and lays down to rest. The next morning, Smelly wakes up, the camel is stomping the ground, ready to go. He jumps on the camel but the camel won't move.
He jumps off and asks the camel - "Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Oh ****" thinks Smelly "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel makes a big grin. Since he is pleased with camel's speed, he figures he has no choice and strokes off the camel. The camel finishes, and impatiently stomps the ground, ready go!
The second day they make incredible speed, and stop to rest late at night. The next morning.... "Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel makes a big grin, so once again he strokes off the camel. The third and final morning, Smelly sue realizes he is only a few hours away from his father and is anxious to go. He wakes the camel up, but the camel refuses to budge.
"Are you thirsty?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Are you hungry?" Camel shakes his head "No" "Do you want me to jerk you off?" Camel shakes his head "No" Exasperated, Smelly sue yells "What the heck DO you want?" The camel smiles, licks his lips, and forms a big O with his mouth.
Smelly was in heaven.