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Cannonpointer » 23 minutes ago » wrote: ↑

23 minutes ago

Well, having eye-balled it, I have to agree. I'm no cartographer. In the Baby SEALS, I learned how to read the stars, kill Victor Charlie, change my own diaper, and sneak milk from sleeping slope-moms. But they never taught me cartography.

If they had, I would likely be the best cartographer ever. People would be telling me that I'm a magnificent cartographer, and I would - from a distance, mind you - have mapped Rosie O'Donnell's fat ***. It would have been the best ***-mapping that fat pig ever had done on her. The world is less cartographed, on account of that lapse in my training. 

On the other hand, there is an excellent argument to be made that the less we know about Rosie O'Donnell's fat ***, the better off we are as a nation. She is truly disgusting. Many people tell me she's the worst - a total pig. A sea cow. A stranded, farting manatee. 

So, yeah. They're pretty close to the naked eye - which is the ONLY part of Rosie O'Donnell that should legally be allowed to be naked. Not even that. Make that fat pig wear sun glasses. I think I might write an executive order to that effect.

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