Not between in Ukraine or Pissrael. He doesn't really care about those.
But instead.....The 1,000s year war between cats and dogs.
""Dogs, cats, why? I told everyone, why? The violence, why? I said, why? Why?
We have scheduled a very important conference in Detroit
called "The Meow-Down in Motown". The world will thank and praise me for this - I promise you, believe me""