Some of them chicks with dicks look way better than the obesese 300 pound broads ya got today if they dressed up nice.
My Ex her belly was so Big covered the ****** Hole.
Im sorry I wasnt endowed with a "Mule Dick".
Only way she could ride me 4 afew minutes then her kness would give out.
Then we tried the "Cuddling" thingy hugs and kisses...
That didnt work out neither but in winter I liked her "Insulation" kept me warm at night.
Then it was ya smoke pot all the time eat half a box of ice cream bars one sitting I "S-word" ya not.
Then she complained I drink too much
I took her back home her Mother got be such a mess.
Didnt mind she was a "Big Gal" we couldnt "F-word" had our differences as well
I aint been out on a "Date" in almost 2 years now