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LincolnNebraska » 11 Apr 2022, 6:23 pm » wrote: ↑ Al Sharpton was guest preacher at the black church where I live.  I had to check him out and see what it was all about.

I was in the pew and Rev Al approached me.  I don’t know why he approached me specifically.  Maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church.

Anyway, he laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God almighty, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

He put his hand on my head and said, "For it will be done!  You will walk today!"  Again, I told him I had no disability.

After the sermon, I headed to the parking lot, and my car had been stolen.

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