Blackvegetable » 17 Apr 2025, 8:18 am » wrote: ↑
Skans,
Grab that rubber donut, you're gonna need to sit down for this.
In your imagination, excluding "fondling a tactical looking firearm while **** livestock", what is the most Maculine quality?
Isn't it being The Strongest Man?
https://medium.com/mel-magazine/inside- ... 7edde5ea17
For most spectators, seeing a huge dude like former World’s Strongest Man Eddie Hall waddle onstage, bend down and deadlift 1,102 pounds is enough. The size of this competitor, shaped like a beer barrel during his competitive days, probably occupies whatever thoughts you aren’t giving to the enormity of the feat he’s about to perform. The last things you’re likely thinking about are the strongman’s knuckle-sized hemorrhoids, his chronic irritable bowel syndrome or the fact that he might be wearing an adult diaper along with anal tampons to prevent the leakage of blood and feces.
It would appear that MAGA, in its campaign to impugn men who wear tampons, wants to make America weak...its menfolk ready prey to burly slavic and icelandic *** pirates.
May your *** be the first in line...
LOL - leave it to you to seek out and find men who actually wear tampons. There are a lot of freaks out there that engage in harmful activities. If you're lifting over 1000 pounds and its giving you huge bloody hemorrhoids, perhaps that's God's way of telling you to "stop the ****".
I suppose this is your "insane" reasoning for supporting the placement of tampon dispensaries in boys bathrooms? Come on, tell me how much you want Tampon Tim to be your next president.