Skans » 18 Apr 2025, 7:19 am » wrote: ↑I'm for sure certain it's got to be one of the above.
- The Jews captured him
- He was killed in the American attack on the Houthis
- Ukraine's latest attack on the Russians blew his arms off and he's finding it hard to type
- He's busy sucking-off Xi Jinping's lawn boy
- He and Hunter Biden are on a Crack-binge
- He's too busy smoking a brisket in his Big Green Egg
- The East St. Louis McDonalds manager is lecturing him right now explaining that if he continues to F- around, he's gonna find out.
- He got caught wearing purple lipstick burning Teslas