Oh, I'm doing this just because of you.
You are the only reason this forum exists.
You are the center.
I always let even the stupid threads sit for a little while.
Sometimes they get legs. You never know.
But then you know everything so I feel like I'm talking down to you. Sorry. I'm wrong.
Shouldn't be doing that. wow, another admission...
I'm on fire today.
Please criticize me more. Being wrong is so cathartic.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.