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Blackvegetable » Today, 5:06 am » wrote: ↑

Today, 5:06 am

A) Female Impersonator

B) Tetra

C) Garden Weasel

D) President up to this point in data going back to 1928, according to Bespoke Investment Group.

Anyone?

Another Grifticles Original, where economics meets Mad Libs and critical thinking quietly escapes through the fire exit. You bait us with a headline that suggests we’re about to get insight on market performance—then you deliver:

• A) A drag joke
• B) A fish
• C) A gardening tool
• D) A sentence fragment stolen from Bespoke Investment Group.

This isn’t analysis, it’s Wheel of Fortune for people who think sarcasm is a stock market strategy.

So here’s the real question, Grifticles:

If the S&P’s performance is truly that bad, do you have any thoughts of your own about why that is…or should we just expect another round of copy/paste, snide nicknames, and “ask me why” posturing?

Your turn—but we both know it’ll be Dodge #123 followed by a screenshot from 2019.


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