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15 Apr 2022 2:53 pm
Well, I have real tits. I know a guy named Fred who has fake ones - leather tits with suede nipples. He has them in a sort of harness type arrangement slung from his neck, but everyone pretends not to notice.Skans » 15 Apr 2022, 2:42 pm » wrote: ↑ If you have real tits, you can be my friend too, Cannonpointer.
Me, I have real tits. Can't say what happened to Fred's real tits - haven't known him long enough to ask personal questions.
He told me he also has a step ladder. But he thinks of it as his real ladder.
I guess that awkward bundle he has strapped to his upper torso might qualify as step-tits? Can't say for sure. But mine? Mine are original equipment - somewhat expanded upon, as I only weighed nine pounds when they were issued.
I keep them both pretty clean - don't favor either over the other. They're spitting images of one another, so even if I were inclined to pick a favorite, the choice would be entirely arbitrary - not fair to either tit, IMO.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?