DeezerShoove » 34 minutes ago » wrote: ↑
Sounds like my battle with mice in my workshop.
It's their domain. Until I show up... Gotta set the mine field.
When I bought the place, the previous guy was a lush and had all sorts of stuff mice eat or use.
Quite heavenly for the little bastards. The drunk was nice from neglect. I don't drink...
Now, I'm not one to begrudge self preservation but when they ripped up a huge corner out of my stack of owner's manuals, **** all over my shiny clean tools, chewed insulation and padding off of anything soft... We began the Dance of Death.
I don't do poison for a couple of good reasons.
So, it's patch holes to keep the Ho Chi Minh Trail empty as possible and then traps.
I've never discovered every single entrance/exit and they learn to walk around traps.
It'll be the 50 Years War... On a tiny scale.
Yup. You didn't start the war and neither did they. You both inherited it. It's been on since the advent of agriculture. It isn't personal on either side. But there's no calling it off and there's no neutrality. You're with humanity, or you're with the mice. I don't even kill snakes - because they eat mice.
I have found that you can defeat them with cinnamon, eucalyptus, clove - a number of scents. Just poison the air with that ****, and they'll reside elsewhere.
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