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Skans » Today, 7:54 am » wrote: Cannonpointer asked "Honey, do you know where my keys are?" (not a declarative statement)
"Honey, you know where my keys are or you do not know where my keys are. Please say which."
Skans » Today, 7:54 am » wrote: Mrs. Cannonpointer "How should I know?"
"You are implying that I should know. I demand an explanation."

Every question is based on an implicit statement. Are you hot? The implicit statement is that you are or you are not hot.

No one can ask a question without making a statement. It's impossible. You could possibly remove all context in order to prevent me from identifying the implicit declaration. Here, I will show you an example of a question so stripped of context that you will be unable to unearth the implicit declarative statement:

"Why?"

I take that back. Even THAT cryptic of a question has an obvious declarative statement embedded:

"You know why you did this. Share, ***."
Skans » Today, 7:54 am » wrote: Cannonpointer "Because you're a lot smarter and more observant than I am, that's why I married you."
Mrs. Cannonpointer "No, you married me because my daddy was gonna blow your F-ing balls off with his sawed-off 12 gauge if you didn't".
Cannonpointer "Yeah, I remember that, still got the scars my left calf from when I tried to run away too".
Mrs. Cannonpointer "You're dern lucky he liked you - I never told you about what happened to the other fella who got too close to my ****** before you."
Cannonpointer "Oh, come on, you're ****'n me.
Mrs. Cannonpointer "Ayain't! Ya remember that fountain out back Daddy gave us for our wedding?
Cannonpointer "Oh, snap, that's where I left my keys! Damn, you're a genius!!!
Mrs. Cannonpointer "Why you think my lillies grow so good 'round that fountain?  Daddy gave us 'nother wedding gift I never told you about".
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