Top Ten Glory Hole Clem Excuses for Singapore
10. The beatings are actually fairly rare.
9. The poor are taxed at almost as low a rate as the rich.
8. If it's economically free, how can it be socialist (a variant of, If it's a date, how can it be rape)?
7. Neither I nor heritage endorse Singapore's repressive social laws.
6. Most of the downtrodden peasants will retire millionaires, due to government planning.
5. I have condemned it as socialist, you liar.
4. It is the opposite of socialist, you liar.
3. I have only two definitions for socialist, you liar.
2. The term "socialist" has no definition, you liar.
And the number one Glory Hole Clem excuse for Singapore (drum roll please)...
Hey, it may be a brutal police state - but it's not as bad as Detroit.
Paul Schaeffer, ladies and gentlemen! Paul!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?