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Two If By Tea
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TwoIfByTea » 10 minutes ago » wrote: I once dated a Transvetite like you

And ya know what he had nicer legs than most the 2/300 pound gals I pick up at the bars

Heck my last woman her belly was so big it covered her ****** hole.

The only way we could get it on she hadda ride be but after five minutes her knees gave out

So we just "Cuddled" together but that wasnt enough

Look I aint lying that broad needed a freaking "MULE DICK"

or she just hadda go on very strict diet loose like a hundred pounds too

Then I was the Drunk and she smoked pot then eat like a half box of Ice Cream Bars one sitting

She was always "Hungry" I said wtf I made ya bacon & eggs for breakfast and we went the China Buffet for lunch

Wtf how can ya bw that hungry

Im telling ya she 300 large and an eating machine.
While maybe we didnt have that "Intimacy" in the Bedroom I would like 2 say she was very nice and we could just talk to eachother too

But the drinking and I get one across the Homeplate 

I took her back up Racine her mommas house dropped her off.

We split ways that point and time

 
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