5 Jun 2025 6:11 pm
Bro, there's an actuarial table on the Jacksonville Jaguars facing off against the Cleveland Browns in the Super Bowl.DeezerShoove » 05 Jun 2025, 5:17 pm » wrote: ↑ I am always envious of those 90 year olds...
No, wait. Maybe one in a hundred 90 years olds...
So, my logic is I have a 1% chance of enjoying being 90.
Of course, that goes up two or three percent every year younger than that.
...
There's probably an actuarial table on this.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
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An opinion you won't defend is not your own
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When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
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"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?