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11 Jun 2025 10:03 am
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Cannonpointer » Today, 8:38 am » wrote: A speed bump can be a fine things when it sends jaggovs to the otto gay-roj. Taken at a proper speed, they're not an inconvenience. Not compared to dummies flying past your house, anyway. 

I had a neighbor - he'd always been a fine neighbor, - and one day I was in the swimming pool behind my cinderblock fence when a teen rat visiting his kid cranked up the *** music, disturbing my peace. This was in vegas, where every blade of grass is a river rock because the landscape must not drink. So I picked up a perfect stone, and I hefted it skyward on a trajectory sure to endanger those ****. I gave that menace a high arc, that its provenance be impossible to determine. I never knew precisely where it landed - how close to doing damage, or whether in fact it did some damage to an auto or a body. What I do know is that the *** music stopped immediately, and I dropped the second rock which I had already palmed. They had made the smart choice.
Walking home in 6th grade, 2 younger boys were throwing rocks at what I perceived to be me (they were actually throwing them at the street light  :roll:  ) when I picked up a stone throwing an overhand smoker... I can still see it in cinematic tunnel vision travel towards its target with a slight draw hitting him square in his ear at 50'...blood immediately started gushing from his head as he went down... I ran home like the little bitch I was and hid...needless to say, I was fingered the next by the kid as the principal took him from room to room...got my *** chewed good by teach...lesson learned and I was just glad my parents never heard about it.... :ninja:  
 
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