4 Jun 2022 11:33 am
And we will have achieved the Glorious World Of Next Tuesday!!!freeman » 04 Jun 2022, 10:37 am » wrote: ↑ The whole point. The fascists began by decimating small business in favor of big box stores, and now it's time to get rid of the small farmer while subsidizing the big players and get the little guy's land into the hands of Archer Daniels Midland, Tyson, etc. that the fascist government will be able to control. Remember, those outside of the ruling elite will own nothing and be happy!
After much laboring in hidden archives in Moscow, I have learned how we may bring about our Glorious World of Next Tuesday
First, we must create a Circle of Equality upon the ground, and within it draw a Hammer and Sickle. These are the symbols of power that will contain the energy of the summoning.
Now, we must burn a stack of money, for it symbolizes the destruction of wealth concentrated in the hands of greedy capitalists.
Then we set up a red energy-efficient light bulb and power it with a wind turbine and solar panel. This is the glorious future we all seek, and the Green™ energy we are struggling towards.
Next, we surrender our guns to the State and we speak the sacred chant to bring our world into Next Tuesday™.
Proletarii vsekh stran, soyedinyaytes'! Workers of the world, unite! Repeat this 1917 times in the glow of the red fluorescent light bulb and in the smoke of the flaming money, with the boot of the State on your neck, and with the barrel of a rifle pointed at your head - and through the power of socialist thought, we will bring this world into the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!
At what point in this process do we stand in line for hours only to be told that the product we hope to acquire is not available? I already practice this weekly in feeble hope for ammunition, (I might as well turn in my guns to the State), but when will this work for cash at the bank, bread at the bakery, or fuel at the pumps? FORWARD to Next Tuesday!