6 Jun 2022 1:02 am
The Peach Tree Dish of Liberty Must Be Refreshed From Time to Time With the Ravings of Idiots - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
:... you could hardly sleep for the howling lamentations of Cult45, when their sad, cut-rate, diet, caffeine-free-with-extra-carcinogens Bob Mueller turned out to be exactly as incompetent as every other subpar creep they worship, having faceplanted so pathetically in his frivolous prosecution of Some Guy Nobody’s Heard Of....
And the Michael Flynn unmasking kerfuffle fizzled out, too, so there’s definitely no joy in Wingnut Mudville tonight. I almost feel bad, but when your dominant personality trait is “easily deceived,” you have to expect this sort of thing.
Meanwhile, legal difficulties keep mounting for Turd Reich figures like Jared Kushner and Peter Navarro, further evidence of the American justice system’s unfair bias against prosecuting imaginary crimes in favor of real ones.
In defiance of all odds, I have somehow not yet lost my life in one of the 230-and-counting mass shootings that have taken place in the United States in 2022, but the day is young, I suppose.
In addition, by the time any survivors arrive at this sentence, police officials in Uvalde, TX, will have changed their self-exonerating **** story no fewer than nineteen additional times.
Of course, no amount of senseless suffering will force those responsible for the nation’s surge in child funerals to abandon their fanaticism.
In fact, considering the predilection for insider trading in Yertle’s caucus of sociopaths, I’d hardly be surprised to learn that, say, Richard Burr held a substantial stake in some kiddie coffin manufacturer.
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
:... you could hardly sleep for the howling lamentations of Cult45, when their sad, cut-rate, diet, caffeine-free-with-extra-carcinogens Bob Mueller turned out to be exactly as incompetent as every other subpar creep they worship, having faceplanted so pathetically in his frivolous prosecution of Some Guy Nobody’s Heard Of....
And the Michael Flynn unmasking kerfuffle fizzled out, too, so there’s definitely no joy in Wingnut Mudville tonight. I almost feel bad, but when your dominant personality trait is “easily deceived,” you have to expect this sort of thing.
Meanwhile, legal difficulties keep mounting for Turd Reich figures like Jared Kushner and Peter Navarro, further evidence of the American justice system’s unfair bias against prosecuting imaginary crimes in favor of real ones.
In defiance of all odds, I have somehow not yet lost my life in one of the 230-and-counting mass shootings that have taken place in the United States in 2022, but the day is young, I suppose.
In addition, by the time any survivors arrive at this sentence, police officials in Uvalde, TX, will have changed their self-exonerating **** story no fewer than nineteen additional times.
Of course, no amount of senseless suffering will force those responsible for the nation’s surge in child funerals to abandon their fanaticism.
In fact, considering the predilection for insider trading in Yertle’s caucus of sociopaths, I’d hardly be surprised to learn that, say, Richard Burr held a substantial stake in some kiddie coffin manufacturer.