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2 Dec 2025 5:55 pm
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Cannonpointer » 02 Dec 2025, 6:31 pm » wrote: I remember that day like it was yesterday. 

You looked so fresh and young, standing there in a new cardigan - cabled, well made - with a big smile and brimming with high hopes and your steamer trunk labeled, "Selective Outrage." You had no idea, but as you headed down the gang plank, I passed you incognito and followed closely, quietly hawking loogies on your sweater.

That was first blood. 

There wasn't any malice in it. I was just honoring and maintaining my "first blood" dibbs from 1972.
I don't miss a detail...

I spotted you down there, sucking bilge water through a straw...
 
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