He is a clever wordsmith and a committed geek. He has a niche audience of devoted fans. He won the San Francisco Comedy Competition three years in a row. That tells you who his fans are - the same slackers and misfits whose advocacy has them stepping around human waste in the once lovely city by the bay.
Patton represents a failed ideology - and he represents it well and cleverly. He is amusing, on the level of speaking his points creatively. But his points are the stuff of a failing society. He stands for nothing and falls for everything.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?