@Blackvegetable
Here is a real assault weapon:
The M240—officially the Machine Gun, 7.62 mm, M240—is the U.S. military designation for the FN MAG, a family of belt-fed, gas-operated medium machine guns that chamber the 7.62×51mm NATO cartridge. The M240 has been used by the United States Armed Forces since the late 1970s.
Son, you wouldn’t know an assault rifle if it shot you in the ***. Like your dad.