Thanks, thread fapper. I already understood you to be a cocksucker, but I wanted you to verify your actual eagerness. You're such a complex, hard to read penis jockey - yet single-mindedly attracted to my cock.
Okay, I know you prefer code, so here are your instructions. If you wish to indicate that you want dick in your *** first and then your mouth, post about me rather than about the thread topic.
Ready, set, GO peter-rpuffer!
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?