18 Jun 2022 6:42 am
Won't be posting too much tonight. For one, it was a slow newsday and I've got other stuff to DO. Besides which I think I already chewed out enuf AZZ the day before. Yeah, I know I'd just written that I wouldn't be responding to these fascists, bigots, and assorted nitwits, but hey, see what happens when you actually FALL for the notion that you won't occasionally get bitch slapped right back?? 
Anywho, here's some excerpts from this week's edition of THE SHOWER CAP BLOG:
The Law Firm of Giuliani, Eastman, & Clark: Insurrecting Incompetently Since 2020 - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
Well, the second week of the Capitol Riot hearings kicked off with the image of a **** Rudy Giuliani, stumbling around on election night, leaking god knows how many bodily fluids, in search of any potential collaborators who might’ve been feelin’ a little “down to insurrect”...
As you’ll recall, the whole bath-salts-on-rye-toast legal theory animating the Stoopid Coo was the attempt to recast then-Vice President Pence as some sort of human Get Out of Jail Free card, or a lamp you could rub (not in front of Mother, of course) to get three treasonous wishes.
And no, that does not make a metric lick of sense, but given Donald Trump’s well-established lack of regard for human life, and a management style based on elevating whatever turd-gargling moron happens to tell him what he wants to hear, the dumbest of all possible constitutional crises was probably inevitable.
Leading the charge were the likes of John Eastman and Jeffrey Clark, subpar bureaucrat types driven to high crimes by the intoxicating prospect of ruling America forever. They fully understood what they were attempting was immoral, and illegal, and would surely lead to widespread unrest and violence, but, y’know…YOLO.
Ol’ Johnny E certainly left the digital paper trail of a man who expected to see the end of the rule of law in the United States. Lordy. How long till we learn Ginni Thomas had a few Oath Keepers over for an afternoon of cucumber sandwiches, bridge, and bomb-making?
Anywho, here's some excerpts from this week's edition of THE SHOWER CAP BLOG:
The Law Firm of Giuliani, Eastman, & Clark: Insurrecting Incompetently Since 2020 - Shower Cap Blog
EXCERPTS PART ONE:
Well, the second week of the Capitol Riot hearings kicked off with the image of a **** Rudy Giuliani, stumbling around on election night, leaking god knows how many bodily fluids, in search of any potential collaborators who might’ve been feelin’ a little “down to insurrect”...
As you’ll recall, the whole bath-salts-on-rye-toast legal theory animating the Stoopid Coo was the attempt to recast then-Vice President Pence as some sort of human Get Out of Jail Free card, or a lamp you could rub (not in front of Mother, of course) to get three treasonous wishes.
And no, that does not make a metric lick of sense, but given Donald Trump’s well-established lack of regard for human life, and a management style based on elevating whatever turd-gargling moron happens to tell him what he wants to hear, the dumbest of all possible constitutional crises was probably inevitable.
Leading the charge were the likes of John Eastman and Jeffrey Clark, subpar bureaucrat types driven to high crimes by the intoxicating prospect of ruling America forever. They fully understood what they were attempting was immoral, and illegal, and would surely lead to widespread unrest and violence, but, y’know…YOLO.
Ol’ Johnny E certainly left the digital paper trail of a man who expected to see the end of the rule of law in the United States. Lordy. How long till we learn Ginni Thomas had a few Oath Keepers over for an afternoon of cucumber sandwiches, bridge, and bomb-making?