Had a piece of bidniss that took me to Memphrica recently. At every turn, my bidniss, my travel, my every intention was thwarted or delayed by ***. It was actually quite funny, as my traveling companion had raised her eyebrows at my prediction that this would be the case. At the beginning of the trip, I had warned her to expect precisely what we encountered. She was quite impressed at the profoundly undeniable truth of my prediction.
As we sat in traffic impeded by retardation, she asked me, WHY? Why are they like this? I told her to take her pick:
1. First generation drivers - they did not grow up observing the rules of the road being modeled by parents, as we did;
2. Lack of intelligence - stupid does as stupid is;
3. Narcissism - narcissists simply are not built to be considerate.
When you share the road with stupid, broke-dick narcissists whose mamas took the bus, expect delays.
When you complain, ur friends roll their eyes and ur enemies rejoice
"Because I SAY I am" is a todler's tantrum, not "science"
You cannot betray me - only yourself, to me.
Who cuts off your dick is not a friend
An opinion you won't defend is not your own
Humanity's Law of the Jungle: Survival NOT of the fittest, but of the tribe
When peeing in the pool, stand on the edge
If gender is not sex, why should a gender claim change what sex you shower with?