6 Apr 2026 10:06 am
I hope Johnny has enough money to buy some salve.MR-7 » 06 Apr 2026, 7:49 am » wrote: ↑
You are a Slack‑Jaw bitch who cries on the Net,
The soggiest keyboard I've ever seen yet.
You cry, “They called me vermin! They called me scum!”
While clutching Ben Wahs and sucking your thumb.
You wail, “Enemy within! Oh boo‑hoo, oh dear me!”
While "Rosh" says Johnny, get on your knees
You stompety‑stomp you sniffety‑sniff,
You get on your knees and make it stiff
You type in ALL CAPS with a quiver and a quake,
As if every mean word makes your soul start to break.
You flail like a Muppet tossed onto the floor
Your kids are retarded and one is a whore
“Oh, WHY do they call me such names on this site?”
You sob every hour, every day, every night.
But the forum just watches as your tears fall again —
A Slack‑Jawed Fountain that will never end
You are a **** crybaby, drowning in spin,
The Prince of the Pout and the Duke of Thin Skin.
You are a Slack Jawed Bitch, everyone can see
Now get back to working on Rosh and BV